- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
Thank you, kitties.
If there’s a bug in our room, my cats will hiss at it until they eat it or I get up an kill it. I have found two roaches tonight already.
I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.
Legitimately turned on by this
This is the best thing.
(Source: ashagreyjoyed)
it’s called the Xbox One because they took 359 steps back
ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget